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I found one of those 'Sacred books'. This book was special.
The cover was not the 'usual' women's books. The kind that greets you with shiny sprinkled flowers and screaming pink petals. No, the cover was a Man.
He stood there with his sassy smile, plain and simple, notably exhibiting signs that he was the author. He dared me intuitively to open this condensed book, pages slightly below my usual huge feminine reams.
The opening statement was carefully crafted and i had a sudden cognitive urge to quickly flip through the book....
My oh my! the minute i got tagged onto the intro, I knew i was going to read this entire book! Let's say it took me the whole day, to flip, gnaw, criticize, but yes i did it...read and got disturbed!
So this is dedicated to our girlfriends-sisters out there, who have been urging me to let this canon loose...!
Come aboard ladies, here is a replay..my poetic sentiments, a cryptic description of Men... a dramatic remix of the book in my own colloquial language, possibly to re-align the harsh statements put across so that we all get the point, ladies!!
Simple Creatures
The author seems to share the same experience i had, growing up with 'soldiers' in the house. Men apparently, are Simple Creatures. Say what! yes you heard me....okay he might be complicated but not super-jig-saw/puzzle complicated!
Animal Kingdom
Men are target and visual creatures, beasts bred on hard liquor and meat.
History tells us one thing, they hunt, profess, care and provide...!
They are wired to compete, conquer and to want it all.
They are tuned to watch, hunt and score a game, and 'safaris' are their prime target.
"Safaris/emoticons"? Yes, Ladies be quick here.... this is the intimate oddness of our description.
Hyenas on the loose
Needless to say, some species prey, lust and squander their livelihood and consequently loose responsibility for their lives.These are the ones you ignore.... the kind that live life without a plan, like a school of hyena boys parading the outskirts of the Serengeti waiting for another mans' chain of food. (ladies grinning out loudly :-) Don't get it twisted, these breed, need their own time, special place ( i say they need a coma instead !) to explore and mature, to be inducted into a new age group of Men.
Kings of the Jungle
There is another breed of beasts out there, the rare type. The Bold without italics.
They are called the Kings of the Jungle.
They are those that fight to have you in their colony. Those who trek the harsh terrain to have your overwhelming needs met. I am talking about those with respect, ambitions and a decent plan with you in it, those are the real keepers!
Ladies, let's applaud them for a very severe second, It's a struggle being 'Man'.
All those swelling expectations coupled with a trail of surrounded needy 'womanity' .
But the author goes on to say that if you create these provisions and set your standards , the greatness in him is designed to be duty bound.
He will rise the sun and set it for you! Yes, well, maybe if he had the body of Conan the barbarian he can move mountains for you also!!
A prowl of power is set within him, to provide, to conquer and to multiply the earth!
You have the Power!
A midst all odds, You the 'emoticons' have the power!
You are the ones that dictate who to rare; the boys or the Kings of men.
You are the goddesses of all emotions and fury, you trap their masculinity into a weakness by evoking visual flares that slaves them for all eternity. If you 'emoticons' exhibit respect, care and define your standards stamped with selfless, maternal instincts, he will swear to Love, protect and care.
Well, a few species have resonated to this beat, an anthem they sing, a melody of trust that sinks too deep on the waving skirts.
We 'emoticons' are entitled to cause fury when devotion and care never appears, when trust is just but a dream, when words are just words. This is our song of freedom a common rhythm of lack of brave, hardworking men.
You have the power to select a breed made for your match, species vary, character is unique but genes are coded as Man.
Re-birth
Understanding the psychology of men is the re-birth of goddesses.
You should always strive to find honorable, respectful, caring responsible and honest genes.
Ladies, its time to relax......sit on your throne and parade your species out, do the sacred guard of honor, figure him out.. and let the roar of the Jungle come get you!
Haha...Ahuu! Great write :-)
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